Weird News Stories-This is One Mean Fox

Nov 12, 2008  No Comments »  Read More 

Authorities in Arizona say a jogger attacked by a rabid fox ran a mile with the animal’s jaws clamped on her arm and then drove herself to a hospital. The Yavapai County sheriff’s office said the woman told deputies she was on a trail near Prescott on Monday when the fox attacked and bit her foot.

She said she grabbed the fox by the neck when it went for her leg but it bit her arm.

The woman wanted the animal tested for rabies so she ran a mile to her car with the fox still biting her arm, then pried it off and tossed it in her trunk and drove to the Prescott hospital.

The sheriff’s office says the fox later bit an animal control officer. He and the woman are both receiving rabies vaccinations.

Ken Maddox of OneAngryMan.com

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Exploding Eggs Kill Chickens

Exploding Eggs Kill Chickens

Nov 11, 2008  No Comments »  Read More 

Exploding eggs kill chickens

Exploding eggs kill chickens

Abbi Vincent-Lloyd said she lost 30 hens on days when balloons were flying low over her Herefordshire farm.

She claimed the stress of seeing the enormous balloons overhead caused them to run for cover.

“It is as they desperately try to find shelter that they bump into each other or their surroundings, exploding the eggs inside them”, she said.

This in turn causes an infection, which is thought to have led to scores of them dying. Miss Vincent-Lloyd said post mortems of the animals revealed they had died from peritonitis, developed from the egg being released inside them.

She said: “I had lost about 15 birds when I decided to have the vet do a post mortem on two of them. I told the vet about the hot-air balloons and jets flying low over the farm and straight away he said that was the cause.

As soon as the gas is released to raise the balloon they go absolutely crazy. It is absolute chaos, when they go into anything and that causes the egg to explode inside them.

The fragments of the egg and its contents then infect them and then they die from it – it’s a horrible way to go.”

Ken Maddox of OneAngryMan.com

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Change is Coming to The Auto Industry

Nov 11, 2008  No Comments »  Read More 

Obama, Biden and Granholm

Obama, Biden and Granholm

President-elect Barack Obama’s Friday press conference saw unequivocal evidence that help from the U.S. Government is coming to the Detroit-based auto industry.

Just over Obama’s right shoulder is Michigan Governor Jennifer Granholm. Granholm was positioned to be included in every picture taken of the newly minted president-elect at his first press conference.

Granholm, helped deliver Michigan to the Obama camp during last week’s election. On election night, Obama won Michigan by 16 percentage points.

Granholm also helped Vice President-elect Joe Biden prepare for his debate with Gov. Sarah Palin – by standing in as Palin in mock debates.

Granholm was there to send a message, the message being that Obama knows he owes Michigan and the payoff is coming. Fast. Just in case anyone missed the visuals on Friday, Obama and the Democrats went to work on the weekend, too.

Spam gets 1 response per 12,500,000 emails

Nov 11, 2008  4 Comments »  Read More 

Spam gets 1 response per 12,500,000 emails
New study details how junk mailers still make money

Eurgh, horrible, filthy spam…

A new study details how spammers – the bane of our email inboxes – still make pots of money, despite only receiving a response to one in every 12,500,000 emails they spam out.

The study, by a team of seven computer scientists from University of California, Berkeley and UC, San Diego (UCSD) infiltrated the Storm network, which uses hijacked home PCs to relay much of the junk email you spend your days wading through while wondering ‘who the hell responds to this stuff?’

Well. Now you know. One in 12,500,000 recipients. Or thereabouts.

“The best way to measure spam is to be a spammer,” claims the study. And they certainly picked the right network to hijack, with the Storm network having over one million machines under its control at one point.

Using ‘proxy bots’ the team of researchers managed to control 75,869 hijacked machines to conduct their own fake spam campaigns.

The researchers used two of the most popular ploys currently used by spammers – firstly offering a fake pharmacy site and, secondly, offering a herbal Viagra-style remedy to boost libido.

“After 26 days, and almost 350 million email messages, only 28 sales resulted,” says the research paper.

Yet even with this apparently abysmal response rate of less than 0.00001 per cent, the researchers still estimate that the controllers of a network the size of Storm are still bringing in about $7,000 a day or $3.5 million over a year.

Ken Maddox of OneAngryMan.com

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Exploding Eggs Kill Chickens

Stupid Criminals

Nov 11, 2008  No Comments »  Read More 

Get some laughs of these true stories of stupid criminals caught in the act or lack of common sense.

A guy walked into a little corner store with a shot gun and demanded all the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but he refused and said “Because I don’t believe you are over 21.” The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him because he didn’t believe him. At this point the robber took his driver’s license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk looked it over, and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and he put the scotch in the bag. The robber then ran from the store with his loot. The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that he got off the license. They arrested the robber two hours later.

Investigating a purse snatching, detectives picked up a man who fit the thief’s description and drove him back to the scene. He was told to exit the car and face the victim for an I.D. The suspect carefully eyed the victim, and blurted, “Yeah, that’s the woman I robbed.”

A company called “Guns For Hire” stages gunfights for Western movies, etc. One day, they received a call from a 47-year- old woman, who wanted to have her husband killed. She got 4-1/2 years in jail.

A man walked into a Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled– leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer? Fifteen dollars.

A pair of robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, “Nobody move!” When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him.

Stupid Criminal knocks his partner out with a rock, what happens with the second rock?…



Now thats funny. LMAO
I’ll be adding more Stupid Criminal Posts as they come in. They will be at the “Stupid Criminal Videos” link on the left.

Ken Maddox of OneAngryMan.com
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Winston Churchill Famous Quotes

Nov 11, 2008  No Comments »  Read More 
Sir. Winston Churchill

Sir. Winston Churchill

Sir. Winston Churchill

was appointed Prime Minister of the United Kingdom from 1940 to 1945, and again from 1951 to 1955. He received the Nobel Prize for Literature in 1953.

He said of his appointment to the job,

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“I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and for this trial.

His father Lord Randolph Churchill was a brilliant political failure. Early in life, Winston determined to succeed where his father had failed. His motives were twofold.

His father had despised him. Writing in August 1893 to Winston’s grandmother, the dowager Duchess of Marlborough, he said the boy lacked “cleverness, knowledge and any capacity for settled work. He has a great talent for show-off, exaggeration and make-believe.”

His fathers disapproval surely stung, but Churchill reacted by venerating his father’s memory. Winston fought to restore his father’s honor in Parliament. Thirty years after hid father, Lord Randolph’s death, Winston wrote, “All my dreams of comradeship were ended. There remained for me only to pursue his aims and vindicate his memory.”

Here is my collection of my favorite Winston Churchill Quotes.

“We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle” Winston Churchill during World War II.

“I am easily satisfied with the very best.”

“Never give up, never give up, never; never; never; never – in nothing, great or small, large or petty – never give up except to convictions of honor and good sense”

“There are a terrible lot of lies going about the world, and the worst of it is that half of them are true.”

“We are masters of the unsaid words, but slaves of those we let slip out”

“A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.”

“Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen.”

“It is better to be making the news than taking it; to be an actor rather than a critic.”

“What is the use of living, if it be not to strive for noble causes and to make this muddled world a better place for those who will live in it after we are gone?”

“There is no such thing as public opinion. There is only published opinion.”

“The choice was clearly open: crush them with vain and unstinted force, or try to give them what they want. These were the only alternatives and most people were unprepared for either.”

“You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.”

“You can always count on Americans to do the right thing – after they’ve tried everything else.”

“So they go on in strange paradox, decided only to be undecided, resolved to be irresolute, adamant for drift, solid for fluidity, all-powerful to be impotent.” On the stance of many politicians.

“The truth is incontrovertible. Panic may resent it, ignorance may deride it, malice may distort it, but there it is.”

This one is my personal favorite….
“We shall not fail or falter; we shall not weaken or tire, Neither the sudden shock of battle nor the long-drawn trials of vigilance and exertion will wear us down. Give us the tools and we will finish the job.”

Ken Maddox of OneAngryMan.com
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Joran Van Der Sloot Caught Selling Women Into Prostitution

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Joran Van der Sloot is involved in selling Thai women into prostitution, a Dutch TV reporter claims.

Reporter Peter De Vries has made a second hidden-camera expose on Dutch student Joran Van der Sloot, who was believed to be with Natalee Holloway when she vanished while on a senior trip to Aruba. De Vries won an Emmy this year for another report on Van Der Sloot, 21, in which the student admits to dumping Natalee Holloway’s body after she suddenly began shaking and died as they were kissing.

De Vries’ latest report, Sunday night on Dutch television, shows Van der Sloot telling someone posing as a sex-industry boss that he can get passports for Thai women and girls who think they are going to the Netherlands to work as dancers, DutchNews.nl reported.

De Vries claims Van der Sloot makes about $13,000 for every woman sold into prostitution in the Netherlands, .

Prosecutor considers the hidden camera footage of Holloway suspect admissible in court. The hidden camera footage shows Joran Van der Sloot confess to dumping Natalie’s body at sea

Aruban prosecutors had sought to detain him based on hidden-camera recordings captured by a Dutch TV crime show. In the video, Van der Sloot said Holloway collapsed on the beach after they left the bar and he called a friend to dump her body at sea.

The Court failed to detain him due to lack of evidence.

Go figure.

Ken Maddox of OneAngryMan.com
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Georgia Congressman is calling President-elect Obama a Marxist

Nov 10, 2008  No Comments »  Read More 

Paul Broun

Paul Broun

Where was this guy before the election. A Congressman from Georgia is calling President-elect Obama a Marxist and warning that he might be planning to form a Gestapo-like security force so he can rule as a dictator.

Rep. Paul Broun of Athens spoke of a July speech that has circulated on the Internet in which Obama called for a civilian force to take some of the national security burden off the military.

Broun said he wants to warn people that the nation could be going down that path.

His comments came in a Monday telephone interview with The Associated Press after he called Obama a Marxist at a Rotary Club meeting in his district over the weekend.

I have written about the Universal National Service Act Draft of 2008 that has been introduced and the fact that Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton have both supported it. Nice to see someone else standing up and warning the nation instead of just letting Sarah Palin do all the dirty work.

Ken Maddox of OneAngryMan.com
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Caylee Anthony’s Searchers Thought They Found Her Body

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Barack Obama’s First order of Business Abortion and Stem Cells

Nov 09, 2008  No Comments »  Read More 

While Obama’s voters expected immediate economic help to raise their standard of living the top stories in the last three days have been of other issues most Americans have little interest in.

Obama himself has signaled, for example, that he intends to reverse Bush’s controversial limit on federal funding of embryonic stem cell research, a decision that scientists say has restrained their ability to obtain more fetus’s, which are killed in the process.

The new president is also expected to lift a so-called global gag rule barring international family planning groups that receive U.S. aid from counseling women about the availability of abortion, said Cecile Richards, the president of Planned Parenthood Federation of America.

“We have been communicating with his transition staff” almost daily, Richards said. “We expect to see a real change.” This will increase the amount of taxes we pay to abort babies here and in other countries. Not exactly popular even among right to choicers.

They indicated Obama would overturn a Bush policy that prevents forcing taxpayers to fund groups that perform or promote abortions in other countries. Known as the Mexico City Policy and first instituted during the Reagan administration, President Bush expanded the policy to make sure no State Department funding goes to the pro-abortion groups.

Obama would also overturn President Bush’s policy against funding any new embryonic stem cell research.

Put in place in August 2001, the policy prevents taxpayers from paying for new embryonic research that involves the destruction of human life. Bush directed most of the public funding for the science to adult stem cells, which are more ethical and have proven more effective than their embryonic counterparts.

Embryonic stem cells, in addition to including the destruction of days-old unborn children, has yet to work in humans because of significant problems after they are injected into the body — ranging from the growth of tumors to immune system rejection issues.

The Washington Post reports that the transition team members are working with top special interest groups and leading pro-abortion members of Congress on prioritizing the executive orders that Obama will reverse.

So after taking the entire motorcade to the gym so he could get his workout in, a call from Planned Parenthood President (a multimillion dollar campaign donor) to discuss funding for providing worldwide abortions at taxpayers expense and a discussion about how many billions the auto executives will receive, (another multi-million dollar donor) its back to Chicago for a photo-op press conference with some of the circus clowns that will making decisions for our nation. I saw Robert B. Reich there peeking over the podium, Janet Reno and Joycelyn Elders can’t be far behind.

Robert B. Reich

Robert B. Reich

Janet Reno

Janet Reno

Joycelyn Elders

Joycelyn Elders

While Obama said at a news conference last week that his top priority would be to stimulate the economy and create jobs, the news is reporting teams being assembled to work on changing existing orders that tend to stifle corporate profits for companies among his top campaign donors. Seems Barack Obama’s first order is to make abortion safe, legal and plentiful as well as force American tax payers that believe abortion is murder to pay for it.

I guess Obama will get to “We the People” eventually.

Ken Maddox of OneAngryMan.com

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