I guess the longest continuous sleep I have had in the last 6 weeks was yesterday. My wife needed to use my computer for a typing test because it evidently is more typer friendly than her broken laptop. Read More
Zeituni Onyango, 57, testified for two-and-a-half hours at a federal immigration hearing, a spokeswoman for Ms Onyango’s lawyer said. Read More
h2>Environmentalists vs. Big TP
The war between the environmentalists and the toilet paper manufacturers (I’ll call them “Big TP”) is heating up. The tree lovers seek to wipe out the soft varieties. Read More
The corpse of Laura Nelson hangs from a bridge. Her son had just been murdered a few moments before. She is finally at peace from the horror a few racist whites inflicted upon her. Read More
My friends are always telling me I tell some of the funniest stories and I should write them down. I tell them no one would want to read the life experiences of sweaty carpenters. They disagree and say write that story of the guys barking like a dog at that girl. Read More
Along with the “undocumented workers” crossing our Southern border daily, violent criminals come to America too. Read More
Saturday….
Wife feeds dogs on styrofoam plates.
Dogs eat food and rip styrofoam plates up into a thousand pieces.
Sunday….
Angry Man, “Hey Babe, don’t feed the dogs on styrofoam plates.”
Wife, “It will be fine.” Read More
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