If you meet a white girl with blue hair, tattoos, and a passion for snakes, there is a 100 percent chance that she will ruin your life. But this sort of girl draws guys in like moths to fire, with exactly the same result.

Once the first eye bat and flirty comment is received, it is too late. Schedules are broken, work is put off, your activities are booked, and your belongings are sold. In all, it’s impossible to make a clear decision as to any of your affairs without her wants and needs taking precedence.

Should you to end the relationship, she will ruin your life. Should you choose to try and work it out, she will ruin your life. You will be shocked at the sheer volume of drama that surrounds her. Similar to the way Charles Schults drew Pigpen from the Peanuts cartoon. Once the activities start, the blue-haired, tattooed girl will encircle you. You have become to follow certain rules in relationships. Things like, call before you come over, be courteous, be respectful and kind, and don’t move in with your pets unannounced. She does not.

If you know someone who has fallen into the web of one of these girls, you should treat them as you would a person with the Typhoid Fever. You may be able to save yourself by moving as far away as possible and changing your phone number. If not, they will eventually run out of money and self-respect, and they will draw you in to their dilemma.

Eventually, with all the drama that she has created in your life, you will be in financial and emotional ruins. The blue-haired, tattooed girl with a passion for snakes will eventually leave you for someone that “has their act together” or “hasn’t been evicted” or “has a job” and you will be left penniless, depressed, and asking the friends that didn’t escape to drive you around all night looking for her.