Alyssa Thomas might be a terrorist. She’s on the Homeland Securities “no fly list.”
Her father says she has at times been mean to her sister. She may still be somewhat uncoordinated and gawky and she has just learned to ride a bicycle, but make no mistake, behind those dimples may lie the mind of a killer.
An airline ticket agent informed the father of their predicament when they embarked on recent trip from Cleveland to Minneapolis. “They said, ‘Well, she’s on the list.’ We’re like, okay, what’s the story? What do we have to do to get off the list? This isn’t exactly the list we want to be on,” Thomas said.
The Thomases were allowed to fly that day, but authorities told them to contact the U.S. Department of Homeland Security to clear up the matter. Now they’ve received a letter from the government addressed to 6-year-old Alyssa, telling her that nothing in her file will be changed.
She looks suspicious to me. Great job Obama.
