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And The Wife’s Twin Makes Ten

Posted By kenamaddox On 08 Dec 2009. Under Celebrities  Tags: , , , , ,   

BREAKING NEWS….

The count is up to ten. After much contemplation have decided to reveal a conversation Tiger Woods and I had concerning his relationship with his wife’s twin sister Josefin Nordegren.

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Elin Nordegren and her twin sister Josefin Nordegren. Both of the sisters were born on New Year\'s Day in 1980.

Elin Nordegren and her twin sister Josefin Nordegren. Both of the sisters were born on New Year's Day in 1980.

Tiger Woods wife, Elin Woods, has a twin. Her name is Josefin Nordegren.

In a conversation last month as Tiger and I were discussing the upcoming Alabama game by his pool, Josefin walked by and ran her hand suggestively up the golfers chest.

Of course I asked what was up with that and he just grinned and took another drink of his beer. Upon futher prodding he revealed “It isn’t really like cheating when your wife has a twin because, they are identical.”

Here’s the Tiger Mistress list as of today.

Kalika Moquin – marketing manager for Las Vegas nightclub The Bank, hooked up with Woods more than once at his Las Vegas hotel.

  • Rachel Uchitel – has been linked to several professional athletes, and now you can add media mogul Ryan Seacrest and actor Steven Dorff to her list.

  • Jaimee Grubbs – 24 year-old night club waitress and was dumped by her “tool” boyfriend on VH1 reality series “Tool Academy.”

  • Kalika Moquin is not ready to kiss and tell. “It’s not appropriate for me to comment one way or the other,” she told Life & Style magazine.
  • Jamie Jungers – 26 year-old Model had an 18-month affair with Tiger. Jungers says she met Tiger after he invited her to his VIP table at the Bellagio in Las Vegas. From there, they skipped off to his $5,000 per night room for some alone time and continued to meet at his California home while his wife was in Florida.

  • Cori Rist – met Tiger at Butter, a popular night spot, in 2008. The New York Daily News reports that Rist gave no comment to a series of questions they asked, but an unnamed source says Rist was regularly flown out to meet Tiger when he was playing in tournaments.

  • Mindy Lawton – revealed after she gave a lengthy and in-depth interview to News of the World. In the interview, Lawton said she met Tiger while she was working at Perkins, a favorite spot for the golfer and his friends after morning practice sessions near his Florida home.

  • Holly Sampson is an adult actress whom The Sun reported Monday that she may have been one of Tiger’s mistresses. Holly has starred in a very long list of adult titles, including the Emmanuelle 2000 series of films. Before her porn career, Holly also appeared in episodes of The Wonder Years and My Two Dads.

    • No one else has mentioned it yet so I guess I’ll have too. Where are all the black women at? Ten girlfriends so far and all white girls. :)

    Hold on a second, let me get this.

    “Hello….Hey man how’s it going? Not so good huh? WHAT! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! While her daughter was in the shower? Dude get outa there quick. Alright, I’ll see you in a bit.

    Oh My God you will not believe this. That was Tiger. He just had relations with Barbro Holmberg, his mother-in-law, right after she was released from the hospital!

    Parts of this article are completely fictional, the names have not been changed, no one is innocent.

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    One Response to “And The Wife’s Twin Makes Ten”

    1. Tragaperra Cubis says:
      September 25, 2011 at 9:41 am

      grandiosa abraiso mi troag te aless erpal paresval. escrem te remiria evaco nos espelo o deires cidires radarquiu bien.

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