Nov

Palin Derangement Syndrome-Joy Baher

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Palin Derangement Syndrome is an unexplainable intense hatred of Sarah Palin that leads to viscious, sexist attacks and an inability to stop talking about her.

This is a prime example of three ladies that have contracted Palin Derangement Syndrome. People who have contracted this mental illness seem to congregate with other carriers who will reinforce their feeling of superiority over middle-America.

This is a clip from the new liberal talkshow Joy Baher Show.

Many things can cause this condition including but not limited too, envy of her beautiful mountain home, of her un-aborted, non-drug addict kids, her handsome world champion snow machine racing husband, fresh-out-of-high-school son that is already fighting for his country or the fact that she rose to the top of the political arena in Alaska all the while raising a family, living on a budget, going to her sons hockey games and on most nights, cooking dinner for her family.

Sufferers of Palin Derangement Syndrome do not often speak of anything other than Sarah Palin. They often flock together and viciously verbally attack Sarah’s mannerisms, look, clothes, voice and even the state she came from as well as the others that show no symptoms of the disease.

They obsessively repeat the same phrases over and over again like….

“Well she was a Mayor and a Governor but it was such a small state she has no experience.”
“She’s not a serious person, she’s like reality TV, and if she wasn’t pretty no one would like her.”
They love to repeat SNL comedian Tina Fey’s words from paradies on the Governor and pretend she actually said them herself, “I can see Russia from my house.”

They tend to use words like bizarre, stupid, quitter-she’s a quitter, Levi Johnson, down syndrome baby and moose burgers. They love to make fun of her twitter and facebook following especially while their own insignificant twitter and facebook page is being advertised on the ticker.

They laugh like village idiots when Sarah makes statements such as “let people keep more of their money,” – “lower taxes” and “less regulations,” – “live within our means,” – “drill our own oil,” and “people do not want the government involved in their healthcare.”

Hysterically they cackle at at the thought that a “regular American” could actually make better decisions for this nation. They speak continuously about her being charged 19 different times with ethics violations but never seem to to remember to say that she beat every one of them.

Sometimes they end up saying they should start condemning Sarah Palin for policy issues but they are out of time and need to go to a commercial.

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