President Barack Obama says he’s now found the money that will pay almost all the costs of a massive overhaul of America’s health care system.
In a stunning announcement today Barack says he has made the biggest discovery of lost money of all time. WoW!
On Nov. 1, 2008 Bill Vint Jr. did the right thing when he found a money bag filled with $450 in cash and checks. Vint was bicycling when he found and unzipped a bank deposit bag. Studying a receipt inside the bag, Vint alerted the manager of 5 Buck Pizza in Cedar City, and met up with Dunning’s wife to give the money bag back.
On January 3, 2008 Fred Pietrowski picked up a file cabinet sometime last summer at a yard sale, he discovered a packet of old documents wedged behind the top drawer. Inside were hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of stock and bond certificates. Pietrowski says he will not sign the stocks over to himself and is searching for the people who lost or misplaced the certificates.
Barack Obama announced he has found $313 billion but he is not returning it to its rightful owners, the taxpayers of America. He says he is spending it all on his top-priority health insurance reform (the reform almost no Americans want) as well as another $637 billion that he is currently searching your pockets for.