Acorn Fake Voter Registrations Cause Worldwide Paper Shortage

The tens of thousands of fake voter registrations Acorn has filed have caused a worldwide shortage of paper.  The Executive Director of ACORN  Mike Shea says, “We have exhausted the supply of paper and there still millions of dead, underage, foreign and cartoon characters left to register.”

In an unprecedented action the organization has enlisted the help of the environmentalist movement to mobilize and cut trees from national parks, the rain forest, playgrounds and their neighbors yards to have enough paper to register all the fake voters.

When asked why would you destroy the very trees you have worked so hard to protect, Carl Pope the Executive Director the Sierra Club replied, “Damn the trees! We have to get him in office no matter what the cost. Barack Obama will be able to sign legislation that will bring the Great Satan to its knees.”

It is rumored that they have also asked Nancy Pelosi for help getting the drilling ban lifted for 14 days so there will be enough fuel available for the convoy of buses that will carry their people from swing state to swing state to cast ballots for all the fake voters.


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